Hello my name is Hikomi and I am a little cyclops boy in Japan. I am an apprentice to Mr. Kichiro-san who is a fox man who is bound to Inari. He says I am a special boy but he doesn't sound very nice when he says it but I'm sure he means it in a nice way anyway. My mommy always said being special is a good thing. I am sad that she got eaten by a giant centipede. I think my favorite thing in the whole world is Christmas! We do not have very much Christmas here but I hear that Santa is a jolly robot who lives on the moon. I hope he and the rabbit get along well. Anyway I better go make Mr. Kichiro-san his miso before he beats me again.